If you happen
to catch
a case of palsy
don’t panic
it’s easy
just follow
these simple rules
never get out of bed
before 10:30
when an 85 year old woman
offers you her seat
take it
never eat pizza
in public
marry a heller-keller-type girl
and for money
drool for your parents
till they die
of heartbreak
sell their house
and if all this
doesn’t help
take a long nap
dream about a beautiful beach
full of beautiful bikkinied girls
there is a breeze
you can swim
the palsys’s not there
it fell out of your pocket
in the parking lot