I hurried for a bus
That was scheduled
Not to arrive at 1:45
Just to make sure
That it absolutely did not arrive
And I am pleased to report
That in fact the 1:45 bus did not arrive
Exactly as the bus dispatcher
Informed me
So happily I went home
Just to make sure that
My beautiful non-wife and
Two adorable non-kids
Were waiting for me
Being satisfied with all my nothing
I went straight to bed
Making sure blessed nothing
Would continue to happen

See it here.