What Did He Say?

I’m a 58 year old poet with cerebral palsy and no one knows what the hell I’m saying. So instead of going around running people over with my wheelchair, I decided to make a game out of it.
So listen to my sentence and try to guess what the hell I’m saying! If you guess right, I’ll give you a big fat juicy kiss. Or if your prefer, a knish.

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Bw4OygP49A]