Jew Poems

Time

It’s the goyims’
They set it
Atomically
In goyish Greenwich
Jews observe it

To the German Girl Two Tables Away

Sure it’s been
78 years since Hitler
And your grandfather only licked
Stamps for Goebbels
And you yourself work for free
To save cockroaches in the Galapagos
But certainly you still owe
This cripple Jew
A little suck of relief

Goyim

You don’t like gefilte fish
I’ll kill you

I’m a Jew I can’t help it

I like kishke corned beef kneidalach
I’m a Jew
I can’t help it
Someone took a piece of my dick
I’m a Jew
I can’t help it
I think every IRT train is an express to Auschwitz
I’m a Jew
I can’t help it
I want to crucify that goy Jesus again
I’m a Jew
I can’t help it
You have to come to Jew-land to kill me
I’m a Jew
I can’t help it
I thank God everyday that I’m not a goy
I’m a Jew
I can’t help it